I was reading What’s Up with This Chicken? to a group of attentive children. The book has lots of egg puns: egg-stremely annoying, egg-cited, egg-cellent, for some egg-samples. When I got to the line, “‘This is getting eggs-asperatiing,'” thought Sylvia,” one little boy piped up, to my delight, “And egg-sausting!”
I hadn’t thought of that one!